wholockedj:

badsouffle:

dave-vriska:

YAHOO IS REMOVING THE POST LIMIT

YAHOO

IS

REMOVING

THE

POST

LIMIT

I NEED PROOF

if you dont annoy me congratulations because 98% of people annoy me

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

omFG so I’m sitting scrolling down my dash at lunch and this really religious baptist kid is sitting next to me and he’s been glancing over every so often but all of the sudden a huge gif of gay porn comes up and he just cHOKED ON HIS FUCKING CHICKEN AND THEN HE IMMEDIATELY STARTED PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS OF HIS SINS AND FOR THE REDEMPTION OF MY SOUL AND IM SITTING HERE DYING I CAN’T

let me get this straight

wh4t-is-my-l1fe-omg:

the-loneliest-god:

gingerhaze:

leighway:

at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents

until he saw that harry was alive

at which point he shouted

and ran back

across the courtyard

away from his parents

to harry

Uuuughhh fine i’ll ship it

it was ALMOST CANON GAH

Reblog if you’ll answer sex related questions, no matter how naughty or revealing.

assholedisney:

I bet Celine Dion has a special version of Titanic without a soundtrack and when dramatic parts happen a spotlight turns on above her couch and fog pours out from behind the television and she sings My Heart Will Go On and her guests are like “are you fucking kidding me Celine not again”

egberts:

intercourse more like yes of course

classlessdorks:

I trust my tumblr friends more than I trust people I’ve known my whole life.